gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via shouldnt)

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

(via bastille)

snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

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not what i had in mind but she will do

(Source: snorlaxatives, via flawlesss)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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(Source: hotboysofficial, via asian)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via crystallized-teardrops)